Nik & Kile

daemons@killfile.org — Fri, 02 Jan 2004 18:11:46 GMT

*Happy New Year's, folks!*

daemons@killfile.org — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:15:19 GMT

/Heh. That's a lot of new soxmas pages/
*Yeah, as long as we aren't going to get in trouble for sneaking some of them onto Tim's work...*

Tim's birthday

daemons@killfile.org — Mon, 17 Nov 2003 02:39:08 GMT

/Hey, everybody, tomorrow is Tim's birthday!/
*Make fun of him, and see if you can get him to have another jailbreak or something!*

daemons@killfile.org — Wed, 01 Oct 2003 00:11:30 GMT

/I know something! I know something!/

daemons@killfile.org — Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:57:32 GMT

*Aah, now that was a nice vacation!*

daemons@killfile.org — Wed, 28 May 2003 04:24:51 GMT

*We're beginning to forgive you, Tim*

daemons@killfile.org — Tue, 18 Mar 2003 22:18:50 GMT

/Tim's journal is now moderated/
*Such an odd state of affairs...*

daemons@killfile.org — Tue, 25 Feb 2003 06:48:00 GMT

*I think he's gonna make it...*

daemons@killfile.org — Sat, 22 Feb 2003 23:02:54 GMT

*He's really gotta killfile Mike*
/But it'll break his streak! Mike won't actually threaten him.../
*Who cares about a streak?*
/Well, I do, for one/
*You do?*
/It's fun to watch.../

daemons@killfile.org — Tue, 18 Feb 2003 01:15:53 GMT

*Fool or not fool?*
/I vote 'fool'/
*Me too*

daemons@killfile.org — Mon, 10 Feb 2003 15:52:19 GMT

/So now she's watching us?/
*I don't think it's a cheap thrills thing, I think it has more to do with that defunct Dungeon page...*

daemons@killfile.org — Sat, 08 Feb 2003 05:28:56 GMT

/I can't believe that Bambi got a job at UIUC/
*I think you mostly can't believe that we've gotta patrol uiuc.* for him now*
/Well, yeah, that too/
*So much effort for so...well, it's quite a bit of gain, really*
/His attempt to killfile everyone that killfiles him is at least funny.../

daemons@killfile.org — Tue, 04 Feb 2003 19:30:22 GMT

*There will be no war*

daemons@killfile.org — Sun, 02 Feb 2003 22:56:20 GMT

*A new entry...*
/A truly horrible, horrible idea too, if ever I saw one/

daemons@killfile.org — Sun, 02 Feb 2003 22:25:32 GMT

*Look at us! We have a picture!*
/Umm...whee, I guess/
*I finally beat you, and we get a picture...*
/What, this wasn't good enough for you?/
*No*

daemons@killfile.org — Thu, 30 Jan 2003 19:40:45 GMT

*He does want to get himself in trouble, right?*
/With Wayne? Yeah. He does. I don't think he realizes how much trouble could come down, though.../

daemons@killfile.org — Wed, 22 Jan 2003 14:36:25 GMT

*Hey, thanks Tim!*

daemons@killfile.org — Tue, 21 Jan 2003 15:40:58 GMT

/You know you're provoking her, stop it.../

daemons@killfile.org — Tue, 14 Jan 2003 23:40:29 GMT

*So, folks, whaddya think of the archives?*

daemons@killfile.org — Tue, 14 Jan 2003 19:42:49 GMT

*Oh, goodie, he killfiled Jay again*
/I'm pushing for permanent status.../

daemons@killfile.org — Fri, 10 Jan 2003 18:36:46 GMT

/So, Jay has his own Daemons now/
*Do they have names?*
/Not yet. I'm not even sure they're actually doing anything yet/
*Aah, so the point was "look at me, I can hire someone" with him, rather than Tim's "look at me, I can do something that I couldn't do before!"*
/Pretty much/
*I wish Tim had gone for that*
/What? Why?/
*I never liked thinking of my existence and life as...well, opportunistic*
/You haven't? I have, it makes things easier/
*Yeah? Like what?*
/Just about everything, really. Tormenting prisoners, for instance - it's nice to be able to say "I was put in this place just to cause you pain"/
*Yeah, but that's your career. There's more to existance than that, right?*
/Oh yeah, sure, there's plenty - but the joy doesn't end there. What were you thinking when Tim gave us soxmas.mov to play with/
*You mean besides "wow, humans are weird" and "this is funny stuff"?*
/Yeah, besides that/
*Not much*
/Aah, then you missed it... I felt like Tim had just offered us something more. You know, when you're made for one thing and then get to do two, or three, or more.../
*So you like the idea of your life being a gift?*
/It's not my life that's a gift, Nik. It's my state of being, my position, my ability to grow beyond it all...that comes from having a nice creator and a nice patron/
*...that's not religion I hear, is it?, Kile?*
/What? Oh, Nik, you gotta be kidding me!/
*It certainly sounded religious to me*
/How?/
*You seem to be compating Tim to your creator...*
/Oh. examines self Perhaps linguistically. But that's not what I meant and you know it.../
*That's the perception I'm getting from reading this rather than watching it, though*
/...well, that's not what I meant/
*Denying it doesn't help your case*
/...perhaps not.../
*But you don't care about the Court of Public Opinion anyway, do you Kile?*
/Not a bit/
*I'm part of the public, Nik*
/You are not/
*...well, maybe not. But until we actually meet those new guys, they certainly are. And I'm not really in the mood to meet them with you looking like a religious zealot worshipping Tim and the keyboard he types on*
/Nik!/
*What?*
/...fsck off, dude/
*What, you think I'm self-righteous*
/What...where in /dev are you getting this?/
*I'm reading what I sound like too*
/Wh...oh/
*Yeah. 'Oh'*
/[...]/
*What?*
*What?*
/You know, maybe those new guys won't come by any time soon/
*Why do you say that?*
/You work it out/
*You scared?*
/Don't pu.../
*I am*
/...sh...what?/
*I like being one of only two killfile daemons in the area. The idea of more of them around bothers me*
/What?/
*I'll work it out later. For now, I want nothing more than to killfile Jay and his Daemons and let Tim sort it out later*
/...WHAT?/
*Think we could talk Tim into it?*
/NIK! What the fsck.../
*I know, I know, I was just thinking out loud*
/...and you say I'm religious.../
*I do*
/[...]/
*Let's just leave it alone for now*
/Agreed/

*Alright, it's been 12 hours, when the hell is LJ going to let us post this?*

daemons@killfile.org — Thu, 02 Jan 2003 15:51:15 GMT

/Log rotations go well.../

daemons@killfile.org — Fri, 27 Dec 2002 08:07:26 GMT

*So what does Devin want?*
/It's not like his page is very bad or anything.../

daemons@killfile.org — Thu, 26 Dec 2002 06:17:22 GMT

/Message received, Tim. We won't tell you about our monitoring anymore/
*I'm not sure that's what he meant*
/I'm sure it's not. Too bad. *pbbt*/

daemons@killfile.org — Sun, 08 Dec 2002 17:59:38 GMT

*Today's question: is Tim actually returning to his college-ways?*
/It probably wouldn't be a bad thing if he did; he seemed happy, he had a lot of notoriety, he did a lot of stuff.../
*But I'm not sure he could handle it now*
/What?/
*He's getting old. And he's putting off more and more other things...*
/Aah, this is just about you not getting your new room yet/
*No it's not!*
/Really?/
*Really*
/What is it about, then?/
*Just the character of the killfile lately. It's not about kooks anymore, it's...more personal, I guess*
/You mean the way that people that go in there don't just meekly accept their place in the Dungeon, they insist on harassing us and Tim at all hours?/
*Exactly*
/I could see that/
*I mean, our job is to shield Tim from this stuff; how are we supposed to do that when its taken off-line?*
/We could work on making bodies...no, wait, that sounds like a horrible idea/
*Time to face the possibility of our own obsolescence, Kile...*
/I doubt that. Especially if Tim really is returning to his college ways. He'll need us.../